Goldfish Jokes

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

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