Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

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Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

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What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha