Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

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Which positions does a violist use?

A: First third and emergency.

Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.