What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

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What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

How does Furious 7 end?

Paul Walker dies.

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Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!