What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

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What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

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What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

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How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

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Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars?

Wat-heirlooms.