What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

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Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

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What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

Which French novelist looked like a scrotum?

Balzac

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

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What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.