Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

What do you call a water gun that gets people really excited?

A super stoaker

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

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Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!