Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

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Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

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How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there