Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

ghost buzzards

What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."