Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

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Where do you want me to put my clothes?

She says, "On top of mine."

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

What's a stoner's favorite body of water?

The T.H. sea

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What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

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What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.