Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

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What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.