What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

Christmas Eve Jokes More Christmas Eve Jokes

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.