What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

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Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

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Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

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What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?

Nobody knows!

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!