How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

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How do you get in with a pretty nurse?

You need to be patient.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

What do you call dirt?

Dirty.

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What do you get a man who has everything?

storage

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

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How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.