How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

Storage Jokes More Storage Jokes

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

What do you get a man who has everything?

storage

Mouthful Jokes More Mouthful Jokes

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What