How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

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What time do kids need naps?

A: At whine o'clock.

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

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Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

What do you call dirt?

Dirty.

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What do you get a man who has everything?

storage

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

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Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

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