What do you get a man who has everything?

storage

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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

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What do you get a man who has everything?

storage

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite