How many of you guys experienced this?

Damn! I don't have spare keys either.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime