How many of you guys experienced this?

Damn! I don't have spare keys either.

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What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

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Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.