How many of you guys experienced this?

Damn! I don't have spare keys either.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

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What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime