How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

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How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

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Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

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What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

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How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen?

It Varys.

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix