How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid!

How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, two... One, two.

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What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

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What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

How do you spot a dwarf in a drugstore?

He's the smallest one

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What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.