It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.
2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
None. It's too dark.
2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
A jellybean.
They watch moving picktures.
Because it will go right over his head
Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.
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It Varys.