How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

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How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb?

How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

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How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

What are a parrot's favourite literary characters?

Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!