How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

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Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

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How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

What are a parrot's favourite literary characters?

Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!