How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh well, I'll figure it out later.

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

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Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!