How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side