What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

60 Jokes More 60 Jokes

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60's?

An anti-socialist

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What should it sound like when it's connecting?

guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?

Double jointed.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

Iq Jokes More Iq Jokes

What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

What do you call a white supremacist with an IQ of 56?

Gifted.

Football Game Jokes More Football Game Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.