What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60's?

An anti-socialist

How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

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What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!

What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

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What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.