What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?

Double jointed.

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What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

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What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin?

Jello-us