What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?

Double jointed.

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What's more illegal than marijuana?

My Mexican neighbor

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!