What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

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What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.

What did the fisher say to the fishkin?

Catch you later

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What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!