What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

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A Tuna Chi-Cannery

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What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

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What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends