What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky?

About 1500 miles.

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360?

The dashboard.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

How can you tell a rich Swiss from a poor Swiss?

The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself