What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Princess Diana Jokes More Princess Diana Jokes

What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hits were The Wall.

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

Mercede Jokes More Mercede Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

How can you tell a rich Swiss from a poor Swiss?

The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself