What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

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How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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The Wall was both their last big hit.

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What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!"

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.