What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

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What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

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What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.