How can you tell a rich Swiss from a poor Swiss?

The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself

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How can you tell a rich Swiss from a poor Swiss?

The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself

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How can you tell a rich Swiss from a poor Swiss?

The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself