What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience?

About 3 replies in the top comment thread.

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Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

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What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

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Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!"