What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

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Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.

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What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

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What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.