What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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What's the difference between a business meeting and a battle ground?

Deadpeople

What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

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Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

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What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends