What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.

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What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

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What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...