What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience?

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What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

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How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life