What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

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What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

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What is so brilliant with a Arabian blow-up doll?

They blow themselves up.

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

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What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

What do guns and feminists have in common?

They are very loud when triggered.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What do you call a terrorist from Paris?

A Paririst

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What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner