What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What color is the wind?

Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Men can be Feminists, too.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.