What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How amphetamine addiction is called?

Need for Speed.

What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

What do you call a terrorist who's always late?

9/12

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.