What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

What is your best lawyer joke?

I need some new material for the court house.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

How does a feminist know she's overweight?

She doesn't

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)