What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

What did Tennessee?

the same thing Arkansas

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero?

Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

What do you call a happy cow?

Laughing stock. What do you call a grumpy cow? A Feminist

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers