What did Tennessee?

the same thing Arkansas

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What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What is an Arkansas virgin?

A girl who can run faster than her brothers.

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What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee