What did Tennessee?

the same thing Arkansas

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What's funny about majorities?

Most things.

What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?

A: A competent liberal President.

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What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

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What did Tennessee?

the same thing Arkansas

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee