What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

Previous Random Joke Next

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do we need to die?

chickens

How did the feminist die?

Alone

Mlk Jokes More Mlk Jokes

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

Elvis Jokes More Elvis Jokes

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

Tennessee Jokes More Tennessee Jokes

What did Tennessee?

the same thing Arkansas

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.