Mlk Jokes

What did MLK say to the fishmonger?

I have a bream.

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

What would MLK be if he was alive?

White

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

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So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

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What do women that have miscarried suffer from?

Mourning Sickness.

What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.

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What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.

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What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

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When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

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Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.