Mlk Jokes

What did MLK say to the fishmonger?

I have a bream.

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

What would MLK be if he was alive?

White

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

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Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

Tennessee Jokes More Tennessee Jokes

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

What type of bees make milk?

Boo bees

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Jock Itch Jokes More Jock Itch Jokes

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.