Mlk Jokes

What did MLK say to the fishmonger?

I have a bream.

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

What would MLK be if he was alive?

White

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

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How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

St Patrick Day Jokes More St Patrick Day Jokes

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!