How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

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How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

How do you keep a black person from drowning?

You don't

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.