How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

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What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

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What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*