How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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They tell you.

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How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

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What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.