What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

Why do Germans make such good cars?

To try and make up for the Holocaust.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and this joke?

The Holocaust was funny.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

50 Year Jokes More 50 Year Jokes

What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years