What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and this joke?

The Holocaust was funny.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

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What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years