What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.

What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

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Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

What's worse than a talking parrot joke?

The Holocaust.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat "

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How does Darth Vader like his milk?

warm

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

50 Year Jokes More 50 Year Jokes

What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years