How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

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Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.