Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

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What do you say to a thin American?

Hows the chemotherapy going?

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."