Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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What do Oranges and Apples have in common?

They're both orange except for the Apple.

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

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What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What do you say to a thin American?

Hows the chemotherapy going?