Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

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Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

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Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."