Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

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Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

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What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

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Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed?

Because he's always inbetween jobs.

What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

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What do you say to a thin American?

Hows the chemotherapy going?

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.