Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

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Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

Chemotherapy Jokes More Chemotherapy Jokes

What do you say to a thin American?

Hows the chemotherapy going?

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.