Steve Jobs Jokes

What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

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Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed?

Because he's always inbetween jobs.

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What's the final product Steve Jobs released?

The iDied

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

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Clay on Sam !

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Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

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What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

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What's the best thing about the US economy being so bad?

No telemarketers.

What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

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What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

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Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.