Steve Jobs Jokes

What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

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Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed?

Because he's always inbetween jobs.

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What's the final product Steve Jobs released?

The iDied

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

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The store guard.

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Toucan play at that game

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Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

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Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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A gambler might lose.

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Who makes a drinking sound like this *makes drinking sound*?

GEORGE GRASHINGTON!

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

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Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

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How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

Why did the jellyroll?

He saw the apple turnover.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Decline Jokes More Decline Jokes

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.