They are both dead...
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Your products are fruity.
Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
Steve Jobs went underground.
From PC
A: An Apple turnover.
Because he's always inbetween jobs.
The Space Bar
McBook Eyre
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
The iDied
because Sam sung better than him
Because he Ramparts the red sea each month
The letter D.
Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!
Drunkin Donuts
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
He came and went at the same time.
he was undercover *!*
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
Because they're not PC.
What is a pirate's favourite letter
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
A space bar.
They both hang out at the Space Bar.
