Steve Jobs Jokes

What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

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Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed?

Because he's always inbetween jobs.

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What's the final product Steve Jobs released?

The iDied

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

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How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

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Steve Jobs went underground.

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2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

because he had a dying light

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What do hipster jokes and hipsters have in common?

None of them are original.

Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

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What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

What's the final product Steve Jobs released?

The iDied

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Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree