Steve Jobs Jokes

What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

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Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed?

Because he's always inbetween jobs.

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What's the final product Steve Jobs released?

The iDied

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

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The space bar.

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There was a lot of ham in him.

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Easel-y

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Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

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What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

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Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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One less drunk person.

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

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How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.