Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

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Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

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What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

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What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.