How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

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Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

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What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

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Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.