Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

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When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

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Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

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Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

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What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.