What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between up and down?

It all depends on how you look at it

What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!

E Jokes More E Jokes

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

Repair Jokes More Repair Jokes

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.