What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

E Jokes More E Jokes

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

Repair Jokes More Repair Jokes

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D