What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

E Jokes More E Jokes

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

Repair Jokes More Repair Jokes

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the nose running?

Cuz it's a running nose

Why can you RAN in a campsite, but never RUN in a campsite?

Because it's always past-tents.