What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

E Jokes More E Jokes

Why is E the only good letter?

Because every other letter is not E!

What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

Repair Jokes More Repair Jokes

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

Who do you call when your wheelchair gets a flat?

Cripple A.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !