What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

E Jokes More E Jokes

What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?

No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

Repair Jokes More Repair Jokes

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What runs faster?

Hot or cold Hot because everyone can catch a cold!