Repair Jokes

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired !

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

Optimus Prime Jokes More Optimus Prime Jokes

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

Where does Optimus Prime go for cosmetic repairs?

To the autobotty shop!

Beep Jokes More Beep Jokes

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Material Jokes More Material Jokes

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

Cellar Jokes More Cellar Jokes

What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

they both like to root around in your cellar

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

X Post Jokes More X Post Jokes

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

x-post from /r/3amjokes) It's pasture bedtime!(http://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/1y8d67/whatdidthemamacowsaytothebabycow/)

Bird Watcher Jokes More Bird Watcher Jokes

What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

Par Jokes More Par Jokes

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.