Repair Jokes

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

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Coffee Mug

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired !

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What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

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How do you make black people break out into song?

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Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

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What does a crow with a cold sound like?

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What do you call three crows?

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What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

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What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

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