What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

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Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

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Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

How much money do terrible movies make?

Ridley Scott. Thank you.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with?

A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks

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What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

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What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !