What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

Wool Jokes More Wool Jokes

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

Who's there ! Barbara ! Barbara who ?

Barbara black sheep have you any wool...!