What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

Wool Jokes More Wool Jokes

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

Who's there ! Barbara ! Barbara who ?

Barbara black sheep have you any wool...!