What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Where is Victoria working now?

In the kitchen.

How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work?

jahbless

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Where does a polar bear keep his money?

In a snow bank.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Wool Jokes More Wool Jokes

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

Who's there ! Barbara ! Barbara who ?

Barbara black sheep have you any wool...!