What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

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Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Where did the zombie go on his night out?

To the st club.

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

Wool Jokes More Wool Jokes

What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)