What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

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Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.