What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

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Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.