What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears