What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

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What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

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What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac