What's the best part of a pregnancy joke?

The delivery.

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Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

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Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

What's the best part of a pregnancy joke?

The delivery.