Delivery Jokes

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

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What makes a USPS joke funny?

The delivery.

Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

What do you call a liver transplant?

A delivery.

What's the best part of a pregnancy joke?

The delivery.

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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You take the pizza delivery sign off

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Take off the pizza delivery sign.

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What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"