Delivery Jokes

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

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What makes a USPS joke funny?

The delivery.

Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

What do you call a liver transplant?

A delivery.

What's the best part of a pregnancy joke?

The delivery.

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth?

Synthia

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What do you call a nurse with flat knees?

The "head" nurse.

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What do you call a rotten lamb chop?

Food gone ba-a-a-a-a-ad.

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you do after you licked the softest and sweetest puss in the world?

You put it back in the crib.

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?

Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.