Delivery Jokes

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

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What makes a USPS joke funny?

The delivery.

Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

What do you call a liver transplant?

A delivery.

What's the best part of a pregnancy joke?

The delivery.

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted?

His nose is wet.

Why is a foreign exchange student like a gynecologist?

Because they both study abroad!

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

Delivery Service Jokes More Delivery Service Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

Because he thought it was a delivery service.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

What was Michael Jackson's favourite musical key?

A Minor

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.