Pizza Place Jokes

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

9 11 Jokes More 9 11 Jokes

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

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What do call an epileptic person in a cabbage patch?

Caeser salad.

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

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What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

City Jokes More City Jokes

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

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Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

Large Plane Jokes More Large Plane Jokes

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

Little Seizure Jokes More Little Seizure Jokes

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.