Pizza Place Jokes

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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Order Jokes More Order Jokes

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They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

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Large Plane Jokes More Large Plane Jokes

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

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When there is no "L" ("Noel")

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With a mouse warming party !

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem?

He worked it out with a pencil!

Why is my algebra textbook so sad?

It has a lot of problems.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

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It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

Epileptic Person Jokes More Epileptic Person Jokes

What do call an epileptic person in a cabbage patch?

Caeser salad.

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

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9 11 Jokes More 9 11 Jokes

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.