Pizza Place Jokes

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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They both have problems with delivery.

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