Pizza Place Jokes

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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What's the best part of a pregnancy joke?

The delivery.

What do you call a liver transplant?

A delivery.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

What do you call a three humped camel?

Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How do you celebrate Christopher Columbus day?

Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours.

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

What's Hillary's favorite pizza place?

Little Seizures Edit: credit to Joe Biggs rambobiggs

City Jokes More City Jokes

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

What do you call a city full of neckbeards?

M'tropolis

9 11 Jokes More 9 11 Jokes

Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

Epileptic Person Jokes More Epileptic Person Jokes

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

What do call an epileptic person in a cabbage patch?

Caeser salad.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no .