City Jokes

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

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Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.

What do you call a city full of neckbeards?

M'tropolis

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

What city is the favorite place for anti-Semites?

Juno

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How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles?

San Diego

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

What US city has the dirtiest waffles?

San Diego

What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit ?

Osaka.

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Waffle Jokes More Waffle Jokes

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

French Jokes More French Jokes

How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Worthless

What's a horses favourite condiment?

Mayonneighs

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

What does surrender mean?

I said; "I give up"

Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?

Dam!

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Philadelphia Jokes More Philadelphia Jokes

What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia?

Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it !

Big Jokes More Big Jokes

Who's bigger?

Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.

How do I big it?

Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.