City Jokes

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

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Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.

What do you call a city full of neckbeards?

M'tropolis

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

What city is the favorite place for anti-Semites?

Juno

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How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles?

San Diego

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

What US city has the dirtiest waffles?

San Diego

What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit ?

Osaka.

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What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Neckbeard Jokes More Neckbeard Jokes

What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

Who's a modern pirate for the 21st century?

Neckbeard!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

What were you doing?

flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall"

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why does the american loose at billard ?

Beacause he always shoots at the black one.

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

Gotham City Jokes More Gotham City Jokes

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

a waynebow.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why are you putting the saddle on backward ?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."