Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit
I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.
Groanhenge
They love to pump kin.
He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
San Diego
ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No one knows, it's never been done.
Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.