Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up