Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday?

to be alone with his thots

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

What do you call a baby from Dover?

Doverkiin.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.