Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

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Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.