Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
The girl necks door.
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
A: A tri-syrup-tops.
A Pastafaryan.
A VeterinArian.
Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."
Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!
There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge
I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either
I'm a bad decision maker.