Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
A: Fell through the cracks.
Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Because she had a pun in the oven!
I love Parrots in the Springtime!
Pink eye
A VeterinArian.
I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
I'm a bad decision maker.