Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
It died.
A: Fell through the cracks.
A pasta free.
HIGH-SIS
A Pastafaryan.
Pink eye
long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.