Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.
2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.
No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
An ISISicle!
9:11 PM
Nuts and bolts
Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.
They heard there was water at the end
uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!
You'll know if she was faking it.
Victoria's Secret...
Punjabi.
Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.
You Mariott
A zombie.
