Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

How can transportation be improved in Harlem??

By moving the trees closer together.

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

2016 Jokes More 2016 Jokes

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

What country makes the most milk?

Nepal

Candidate Jokes More Candidate Jokes

Why do you see so many Bernie Posts on r/all?

Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Purge Jokes More Purge Jokes

What do you call the prequel to The Purge?

The Binge

Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge