Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

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Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

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What do you call the prequel to The Purge?

The Binge

What's a bulimic person's favorite movie?

The Purge"