Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

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Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

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How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

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What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

What country has many sugar?

sweetzerland

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What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

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What's a bulimic person's favorite movie?

The Purge"

Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge