Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

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What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

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How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

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Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

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Why do you see so many Bernie Posts on r/all?

Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

What's a bulimic person's favorite movie?

The Purge"