Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

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What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

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Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

Where's the best place to explore?

Rome.

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Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head