Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

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What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

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Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.