Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

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Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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All white, all white, all white!

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.