Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

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I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

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He only Phelps himself.

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Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

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All white, all white, all white!

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None of the North Korean athletes defected.

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.