2016 Olympic Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

2016 Jokes More 2016 Jokes

What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Rio Jokes More Rio Jokes

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

What do you call the North Korean dictator?

Seouless