2016 Olympic Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

Rio Jokes More Rio Jokes

What is the official cereal for the Rio olympics?

Cheer-Rios

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

3rd Jokes More 3rd Jokes

What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries?

Guidelines

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

What do you call a group of nuns who's into basketball?

Slam NUNk Who's their MVP Stephen Mary

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!