2016 Olympic Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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What's the difference between regular AIDS and north korean AIDS?

Regular AIDS is incurable. North Korean AIDS is invincible!

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

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What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

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Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.