2016 Olympic Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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They both give kids a little head.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.

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Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

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Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"