2016 Olympic Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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What do you call the North Korean dictator?

Seouless

What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

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How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

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What's Sting's favorite Olympic sport?

The long hump

Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

Rio Jokes More Rio Jokes

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

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Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

What's a good place for water-skiing?

A: A sloped lake.