Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

we have the Iron Giant

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How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

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Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference?

You probably won't get it.

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Where would be a good place to find 25 million north korean jokes?

In north korea itself.

What's the difference between regular AIDS and north korean AIDS?

Regular AIDS is incurable. North Korean AIDS is invincible!

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What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

we have the Iron Giant