What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?

Because secant tan

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

Carmen Sandy Eggo Jokes More Carmen Sandy Eggo Jokes

What's the hardest kind of waffle to find?

A Carmen Sandy Eggo

What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo "