What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

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Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

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What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

What does a mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

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How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.