What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

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What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

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How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

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How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

What's the difference between regular AIDS and north korean AIDS?

Regular AIDS is incurable. North Korean AIDS is invincible!