What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

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What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

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What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

What's the difference between regular AIDS and north korean AIDS?

Regular AIDS is incurable. North Korean AIDS is invincible!