What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

What do you call a Chinese man with one foot?

Taiwon Shou.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

Cubans Jokes More Cubans Jokes

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers?

Because they make it here.