What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

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What's the difference between U and I?

J

What's the difference between 3 and 13?

Nothing, they both have 1 3

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What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

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What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

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Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

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What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers?

Because they make it here.