What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

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What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

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What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

What did you learn at summer camp?

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What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

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What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!