What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

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How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

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Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.