What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

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Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

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How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen?

At random.

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

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What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

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Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!